another funny bob and tom song
1:33 p.m. October 23, 2002

When you�ve had too much to drink, there are certain things to keep in mind: like if you find your hand and underarms are bleeding, your beer bottle might not have a twist off cap. And don�t ever go home with a woman they call �Moose� or �Vince.� And never bet that you can fit your head inside a glove compartment. Get drunk with dignity. Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face, it�s not necessary to lick him back! Stay away from drinks with names like brain seizure, or hippo-laxative. Get drunk with dignity. If a bar has human ears nailed to the walls, don�t pass out there, and if your home made jell-o, has some goldfish in it, you used the wrong bowl! And there are phrases you must learn to avoid. Phrases like, �That badge looks stupid!� and, �I can prove these shoes are fireproof!� Get drunk with dignity, try not to drool on bikers. Don�t moon a nun, unless you got a real good reason. Don�t get romantically involved with farm machinery. Get drunk with dignity. ~Bob & Tom

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